Friday, April 8, 2011

Where do rednecks & fellow white trash cool their britches in the scorching, upcoming summer months?

You should of guessed that! Wasn't it obvious? A pick-up truck really does serve multiple purposes. I'd surely be lost without mine. Can't seperate a man from his prized steed.
What you want to do to recreate one of these dependable sources of relaxation during the summer is collect the following items:
Pick-up truck, a large tarp (or anything that will prevent the water from leaking through and rusting up your truck bed), water source (preferably your neighbor's water hose so you don't ring up your own water bill),
lawn chairs to put in there (optional), beer (not optional).
Now fill her up & get to relaxing. Perfect for family gatherings. Put on the bbq and get ready to relax in the luxury of the back of your own vehicle and soak up the summer sun. Don't forget to remove your wife beater if you want to get rid of those nasty tan lines my wife says she hates.  





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